Archive for December, 2007
I have escaped a Republican house of torture
I’m not sure where to begin. The family and I were welcomed into the den of lions. The fact that we escaped with the plastic bags on our heads and electrical cords hanging from our, our, it’s just too horrible to describe. I was bribed with gifts and alcohol. Mostly alcohol. It’s too much to […]
Breaking: News Journal to drop the word “News” from masthead
The word “News” implies that the contents of the paper include something “new” or at least not old. Gannett has determined that it just doesn’t make sense for the paper to continue with that bit of fraudulence. Case in point: Jack Markell’s brilliant Tubby Raymond Ad aired three times during the cable broadcast of the […]
Nominations Are Now Being Accepted for the “Best Candidate Blog of 2007”
I’ll start. I nominate mattdenn.blogspot.com. Denn is a very funny natural writer. Although he is no doubt smart enough to “filter” on the fly, you still get the feeling that his blog strikes fear into his campaign staff. (See the current post for example. oh what I could do with that if I had no […]
UPDATED: Mitt’s Dad did “march” with MLK
…then the Angel Moroni came down and played lawn darts with him. Other things Mitt’s Dad did “Figuratively Speaking.” >Pitched a perfect game in the 1948 world series. >Resolved the Suez crisis 1949. >Climbed Mt Everest in 1951 without oxygen. >Rescued American hostages from Tehran in 1979. If you’d like (another) President who is willing […]
Modern American Business Case Study
1) Execs of electronics mega-chain Circuit City want to increase profits so they lay off expensive ($15.00 per hr) sales people and replace with cheap ($9.00 per hr) temps. 2) People stop buying from Circuit City because the temps don’t know squat about what they are selling. 3) Stock Price tanks and you know the […]
Howard Dean’s Revenge
The blind squirrel that is Celia Cohen finds a nut. On a personal note, I find this story particularly gratifying because I first became aware of Cohen’s wretchedness as a reporter just after Senator Karen Peterson helped us open the Howard Dean campaign Headquarters in Newark. The opening was an event that Cohen demolished on […]
The Big Difference Between DelawareLiberal and First State Politics
I was speaking with someone the other day that suggested that DL and FSP are simply opposite sides of the same coin. Where DL is reflexively “moonbat” liberal FSP is reflexively “wingnut” conservative. While I guess I could see where they were coming from, I think there is a core differences between DL and FSP […]
Open Source Letter to Bruce Ennis
I’ve drafted a letter to Bruce Ennis, but I thought I’d leverage the power of the internet tubes and make it an “wiki” style document that you lot could add to or edit. In the interest of time (and full disclosure) I should note that I’ve already borrowed from Dana Garrett. Comment away. Bruce, As […]
Look at you now Joe Biden, Tom Carper & Worthless shit Castle. LOOK AT YOU NOW!!
Please forgive the “Scarface” reference, but I couldn’t help it. When some douchbags think that they are smarter than 200 years of American economic history and can provide the banking industry with long languid blow jobs with impunity – it bring out the Tony Montana in me. Be Careful What You Wish For Nov. 8 […]
Technically is this called pork?
The NIH announced today that it will grant scientists a total of $115 million in taxpayer money over the next five years to decode the genomes of hundreds of microbes that live in or on the human body. Some of the bugs may be associated with BV, diarrhea, or perhaps even skin disorders like eczema. […]
Q: “Are we (Chrysler) bankrupt?” A: “Technically, no.”
Link to that Lousy Left Wing Rag Called the Wall Street Journal Chrysler Chief Executive Robert Nardelli told employees the company is headed for a substantial loss this year and is scrambling to sell assets to raise cash, according to an account by two people present that Mr. Nardelli confirmed. “Someone asked me, ‘Are we […]
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