Did anyone watch “Home Makeover” last night?
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Breaking: Delawareliberal to advertise on WDEL
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on ...Delawarewatch? What the...?
One Down, One to Go
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Alexander Snyder-Mackler Out
Too bad. He was good. Mike Matthews spotted the job annoucement
It’s Sunday why the Hell aren’t you in church?
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Mike Castle Bracing for O’Donnell Primary
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Republican Attack Machine Examined
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HS Student’s Anti-Bush Artwork Censored
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Grand Old Police Blotter
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Supporting the Troops – Bush Style
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Around the Horn Friday: Remember the Hokies Edition
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My new domestic strategy
From time to time you will learn that I like to share stuff much to private for most bloggers. I am an open book though and for better or worse I put myself out there. I like to use analogies, I like to use personal situations as well as talk about my ex wife. Something clicked with me this morning though and I’m not sure why I haven’t ever thought to use this recently well used strategy.
You see, I’m divorced and married again (different woman thank god) and I have 3 beautiful girls. I do however have just one flaw (Donviti you say, “you have a flaw?”) Yes, yes as hard as it may be to believe, thus thoust do (saw Henry V last night at the DTC incredible acting) If thoust do have one it is thoust speaketh thoust mind more often than a politician lies.
But alas shall thine lips nary pass another perjure that shall render me a liar, a breaker of laws, a failed mate, alas I shall use the “I don’t recall” defense.
Annnnnnnddddddddddddd ACTION!!!!!:
“Donviti?”
“Yes, thy beautiful Mrs?”
“Did thoust not put down the toilet seat.”
“I don’t recall my love, thoust just cannot”
“Donviti?”
“Yes, fair maiden?”