can’t….stop….laughing….hurts….stomach…..
President Considers A Boost to Economy
With the price of oil hovering near $100 a barrel and overall economic anxiety on the rise, President Bush said yesterday that he may use his upcoming State of the Union address to propose a stimulus package intended to promote growth and shore up weak parts of the economy.
wooohooooohahahaaaaa Seriously? on floor….sides
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(picture man wheezing as he climbs up to chair)
Forecasting his priorities as he enters his final full year in office,
Priority #1 : Don’t get Impeached.
End of list…
“In terms of any stimulus package, we’re considering all options, and I probably won’t make up my mind as to whether or not I lay one out until the State of the Union,” Bush
Code for “Don’t hold your breath, I’m out of tax cuts for the rich”
Economists and administration officials are anxiously awaiting this morning’s employment report from December,
Wait no longer….THEY AREN’T GOOD….Jobless Rate Hits 5 Percent, 2-Year High Mission Accomplished, Welcome to 2008, year of the BUSH recession.
Back to the article that almost gave me an anuerism.
“You get a good signal one day; you get a bad one the next,” said a senior administration official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss the situation candidly.
Code for “We can only control the message so much before the truth gets out”
As the Bush team evaluates possible options, the official said, the priority would be using targeted tax breaks to increase business investment or consumer spending. “What everyone’s looking at is what is the fastest way to get money out there,” the official said.
OH MY GOD! I spoke to soon. 1 fucking year till this administration is GONE!
As Jason would say “Castle voted WITH Bush 95% of the time people!”
Tags: Bush, Bush's Fubar Economy, Business, Politics
These guys are just so predictable.
Reading through comments from the RNC chairman today made me sure that the bad old mantra of ‘shrink government and reduce taxes’ will be all that Bush has to offer.
Not that he’ll shrink government entitlement to globally-loyal ‘US’corporations or the ferocious no-bid $$ heading out to his fundraising-ranger friends in business exclusively for the war effort.
As long as the Fed can tweak the rates and our banks can sell out to the Saudis and Chinese, Bush can stay on his feet ’til November. His party prolly won’t though.
pretty hard to shrink Government when you add 34,000 jobs to it in December.
According to the ones ‘in da know’, the felon’s 2008 goals consists of Telecom Amnesty, permanent status of Executive powers, and a one-way ticket to Paraguay, to avoid the eventual extradition requests from not only this county, but about 20 others.