If you wanted to sign my body but had to work…
…you are in luck !
Sign the OOGA! petition here and you don’t have to run the risk of touching me and having your dreams of haunted by memories of the oscillating flab.
OOGA!! Petition to help pass SB4
OOGA = Open Our General Assembly
Jason, you were a vision of manly beauty. I didn’t notice any flab. Thanks for putting your dignity on the line for this worthy cause!
Oh, oh, do we get to see the hottest blogger in Delaware at the next event? Don, are you coming? Sans shirt of course. Oh be still my beating heart!
Thanks for the opportunity to sign. I tried to imagine pushing my pen into you stomach as I pushed the “sign” button.
Somehow it just wasn’t the same.
For which I think I’m thankful.
Donviti is available to sign, however, you must stuff $1 bills into his thong as you write.
“Oscillating flab”
Mmmmm. Just let that image render in your mind for a little while. Now stare into the sun for a little while. It won’t get rid of the image, but it’ll take your mind off of it for a short time.
Back off Rebecca!!! Donviti is mine, all mine….I’ll be collecting the one$.