Hush Money

Filed in National by on January 18, 2008

President Bush plans to lay out the principles behind his preferred stimulus today, although he will not provide details. The leading ideas in the administration are to give rebates of up to $800 to each taxpayer

I’m not gonna lie and say I’m not all about getting $800. I could use a little tuck under the eyes. But I’d also be fibbing a little if I didn’t say that I’d feel like a gomatta that was getting some money to shut up and just go with the flow.

“Shhhhh, honey listen, take this money, go out buy yourself a fur, get something nice for your kid”

Translation, Shhhhh, you peasants are so stupid, we all know you will take this money like beggars being thrown candy at the parade. You will eat it up, assume the economy is fine. You are so dumb that we can bank on the lower class people that don’t know how to save money for shit will no doubt spend the money on cases of beer, a new atv and tires for your pick up. You dumb blacks will go buy a new suit and shoes! You all will assume the economy is fine, we will slide in tax cuts like a college rapist slides it in on a passed out drunk sorority chick. You will never know what we did, but we will go back to our buddies and let them know we just fucked you without knowing it.

Woohooo tax cuts will save the economy! More money for the peasants!

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  1. jason330 says:

    As I recall we all got $500 from Chimpy early on and that seemed to work as you describe.

    Of course the prtext on that one was that we had a big surplus that we had to get rid of. Now we have a big debt we need to get rid of.

  2. donviti says:

    would my post have been better if I threw in a latina analogy for hube?

  3. Von Cracker says:

    Why don’t we just liquidate Bush’s, Cheney’s, Rumsfeld’s, Kagan’s, Rove’s, Rice’s, Powell’s, Wolfowitz’s, et al assests and give them back to the people?

    I’d feel better about that.

  4. This stimulus package is also expected to be so riddled with pork by the time it leaves congress that we will be able to give every voter in the country a McGriddle!

  5. cassandra m says:

    As I recall we all got $500 from Chimpy early on

    What we all got was an advance on our tax refunds for 2001 tax year. You did not get anything that you would not have gotten if you had just waited a year. The only people gettin’ something for free from BushCo are their cronies.

  6. Rebecca says:

    Mom walked into my office this morning and asked where they were going to get the money for this “borrow it from the Chinese?”

    That’s from a life-long Republican who switched parties just last year.

    Yeah Mom, smart lady.

  7. Whoever YOU want it to be says:

    I would vote for VC’s plan and as a good Dem I would vote early and often šŸ™‚