Month: February 2008

I was out buying some pants on Thursday when I get a text message from someone asking me if I was going to Drinking Liberally.  I said I was and would be there when it started around 8pm.  Quickly after my sending that reply another reply to my message came back saying it started at 7!

WTF?!  I quickly removed the pants I was trying on, waited for the hired help to get my other pants, then told the lady cradling my testicles that I would take all three pair instead of trying anymore on.  The lady said I made a good choice and that I looked good in the pants.  I quickly corrected her and said, “Pardon me, but I think I MAKE the pants look good.”  She smiled and agreed.   Fans were waiting! Off I went.  Oh and word to the wise,  testicle cradling is an art, only the finest stores have them.  Warm hands are a must!

Just an FYI for all you loyal weekend readers.  Next week I plan on giving you all a piece of me.  It will be a little insight to what it…

As a member of the reality based community, I feel like I've been waiting for 8 years for this "other shoe" to drop. I reasoned that the screw-ups and mistakes…

Italy's highest appeals court has ruled it is a criminal offence for Italian men to touch their genitals in public - a judgment that has far-reaching implications for superstitious males.…

I'm not block quoting it to make a easier to read. Mother says daughter disputes incident My daughter is a fifth-grader at Lord Baltimore Elementary School and is in fact…

who does he think he is not covering his heart during the Pledge of Allegiance!

I know a few ladies were taken aback by my stunning good looks last night.   They were expecting Clint Howard and got George Clooney.  It wasn't easy walking into that room…

Washington, D.C. -- Today Delaware Congressman Mike Castle voted for roasted chicken for dinner. While Rep. Castle had some concerns with what was not included in the final menu, he…

Nice choice GOP! Sorry everybody, but you have to watch to the last few seconds to see the most cringe inducing part of the John McCain music video. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2kyXN4ZVQg[/youtube]

handshakes and handgrenades people. Until I can crystalize my thoughts that's all you get for now. I'm not going to lie and say that the Mrs. Viti has given me…