Washington, DC– Congressman Michael N. Castle today recognized his wife’s cleavage. Congressman Castle said, “The cleavage was probably intentional and I am allowing myself to believe that it had a deeper meaning. While I have concerns that our schedules make the prospect of coitus a long shot, I am hopeful that a glass of wine with dinner and perhaps a decent movie on HBO could help put an end to a rather long dry spell.”
CASTLE GUARDEDLY OPTIMISTIC ABOUT PROSPECTS FOR MARITAL SEX
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I taped two ten-foot poles together but I’m still not touching this one.
That’s what she said.
I agree with anon…although I will add…at
Stella’s, the chicken didnt have feathers!
Didn’t you guys promise satire tags. Mebbe this is so unclassy it ain’t in a class.
Well played, DV!
@Nancy, that’s what the DV tag.
I don’t think it is a stretch to think that Castle talks this way around the house.
The having sex part is pure satire.
sometimes there’s hidden truth in satire! its often effective.
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