Spoiler alert: The Worst Person in Delaware is not Tom Carper this week. My apologies to everyone who set his or her alarm clock in order to read about Carper’s latest outrage.
Worse: Christine O’Donnell who this week dropped her gender discrimination suit. Now when I heard this I thought that her statement was going to be something like, “I should have stayed home, really. What was I thinking…a woman…working…That’s crazy.”
But Nooo. She couldn’t take the high road and simply admit that those guys at ISI were right to smack her ass and refer to her as “Baby.” (Not that I know the details of her complaint -but nobody puts Baby in a corner!) O’Donnell had to blame the male victims and go all Gloria Steinem on them claiming that “conservatives believe in civil rights.” Blasphemer!
What next? Conservatives believe in science?
Worser: Tom Ridge
His effusive praise for John McCain reminds me of the praise he lavished on George Bush in 2004 when his job was to go around yelling “TERROR…Bush is Great!!….But TERROR YA’LL”
Now, is Ridge just talking out of his ass or is it possible that John McCain is as “great” as George Bush?
Worst: Norman Oliver.
This was supposed to be Tom Carper’s week but I must be feeling like a real journalist because when I ran down this story the villain turned out to be Norman Oliver and not Tom Carper.
Here is the deal. The horrible shithead Tom Gordon has climbed out of his hole and is feeling saucy. He is making noise about running against the best county executive ever, Chris Coons. But that’s okay. It is a free country right? I mean just because you are an ex-Republican who pled guilty to the kind of corruption that gives everyone in politics a bad name doesn’t mean you can’t go around talking about running for office.
However, you also don’t have the right to be taken seriously. That’s where Oliver comes in. While Gordon should be being laughed off the public stage – Oliver who seems to have some pull within the Obama camp – pulled him up onto the stage at the Grand Opera House during the Michelle Obama event. Plucked right out of the gutter and put on stage next to actual elected officials. Nice move Norman and one that makes you THE WORST PERSON IN DELAWARE.
Congrats Norman! Your framed certificate is in the bottom of the festering hole you found Gordon in.