Before Gary Stockbridge decided on “We’re connected to you by more than power lines” as the new PR slogan for Delmarva Power slogan, he discarded a number of alternatives that just didn’t fit the bill. Many he considered too honest. I don’t know about that, why don’t you be the judge?
– Suck it!
– Because we said so.
-The prophets of obscene profits.
-A rapacious greed based company.
-A clean energy company (if by clean you mean dirty)
-We understand electric stuff, so don’t worry your little head over it.
And my favorite…
-We’re connected to your legislature by money.