Rejected Delmarva Power PR solgans

Filed in National by on February 12, 2008

Before Gary Stockbridge decided on “We’re connected to you by more than power lines” as the new PR slogan for Delmarva Power slogan, he discarded a number of alternatives that just didn’t fit the bill. Many he considered too honest. I don’t know about that, why don’t you be the judge?

– Suck it!
– Because we said so.
-The prophets of obscene profits.
-A rapacious greed based company.
-A clean energy company (if by clean you mean dirty)
-We understand electric stuff, so don’t worry your little head over it.

And my favorite…

-We’re connected to your legislature by money.

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  1. R Smitty says:

    Windpower? We’ve perfected windpower: we speak out of our ass every day!

  2. nemski says:

    Some others.

    Mamma Mia, That’s Spicy Delmarva Power

    Is It Wind, Or Is It Delmarva Power

    The Delmarva Power Sign Means Your Screwed

    My Anti-Power is Delmarva Power

    and now some Mike McCastle slogans

    See the McCastle, Feel the Chaffing

    Old Thinking. Old McCastle

    McCastle Will Do Anything for GWB

    Get the McCastle Out

    Top Republicans Recommend McCastle

    Four Out of Five Lobbyists Prefer McCastle

    and finally . . .

    I’m Cuckcoo For McCastle

  3. liberalgeek says:

    Oh, We thought you said Greed Energy