A Guest Post from Senator Tom Carper
Donviti –
I am displeased to find out that you have joined others at Delaware Liberal in disparaging my reputation because you have a problem with my so-called “voting record.”
Frankly, I expected more from you. Although I’m from West Virginia I have a deep respect for your people and flatter myself to think that I have some things in common with noble new world sons of Victor Emmanuel III like yourself. Traits that we no doubt have in common include; an abiding love of opera, a natural way with the ladies, and an eagerness to settle questions of honor with violence.
Again, like you, these are things that I don’t exactly go around bragging about, but neither do I keep my God given talents on a trophy shelf. So when I say that if you call me a fucker again I will “convince” you that it was a mistake, I’m sure you get the fullness of my meaning.
Tom
Tags: Satire, Scandalous!
Brilliant!
He has a way with words.
Dear Senator,
Please take note that neither Tommywonk nor I have taken to using those naughty words when we were describing your piss-poor voting record. Next time you are having a beer with Hube, ask about me. He thinks Tom and I are the only sane ones here.
Oh, and the torture thing…Love it. I’m hoping to be waterboarded myself.
Your humble servant,
LiberalGeek
McDowell is a Delmarva Dingleberry.
Carper is a duPont Dingleberry.
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