A Guest Post from Senator Tom Carper

Donviti –

I am displeased to find out that you have joined others at Delaware Liberal in disparaging my reputation because you have a problem with my so-called “voting record.”

Frankly, I expected more from you. Although I’m from West Virginia I have a deep respect for your people and flatter myself to think that I have some things in common with noble new world sons of Victor Emmanuel III like yourself. Traits that we no doubt have in common include; an abiding love of opera, a natural way with the ladies, and an eagerness to settle questions of honor with violence.

Again, like you, these are things that I don’t exactly go around bragging about, but neither do I keep my God given talents on a trophy shelf. So when I say that if you call me a fucker again I will “convince” you that it was a mistake, I’m sure you get the fullness of my meaning.

Tom

6 Comments

  1. jason330

    He has a way with words.

  2. Dear Senator,

    Please take note that neither Tommywonk nor I have taken to using those naughty words when we were describing your piss-poor voting record. Next time you are having a beer with Hube, ask about me. He thinks Tom and I are the only sane ones here.

    Oh, and the torture thing…Love it. I’m hoping to be waterboarded myself.

    Your humble servant,

    LiberalGeek

  3. Whoever YOU want it to be

    McDowell is a Delmarva Dingleberry.

    Carper is a duPont Dingleberry.

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