UPDATED: Top 11 Atkins’ Slogans
11) Endorsed by my kid’s Babysitter! Go ahead and ask her!
10) No More Seacrets!
9) Pissing off Dave Burris Since 2006!
8 ) ALL My robo-calls are to 911!
7) Gilligan is my Little Buddy
6) Yes! This District IS that Dumb!
5) I need that Fucking Gold License plate back!
4) Democrat? Yeah Sure I’m a Democrat!
3) It aint party until you break something!
2) Now 50% Less Drunk!
AND the NEW number one Atkins slogan….
1) Let’s not forget – I’m the real victim here!
Tags: local R's
11)Clothes are for sissies!
My favorites are #1 and #10.
I liked #6, but that’s probably because I watched too much TV as a kid.
love him or not, he made Burris look like a real ass this morning.
The spelling on the new #1 answer reveals it’s author…
ahh, and now it’s fixed… ha.
Do you see a movie deal in the works with Atkins played by Steven Seagal as he karates his way through corrupt cops and vicious politicians and their lackeys?
Actually, I think it will be more like Falling Down where, at the end Michael Douglas says “I’m the bad guy? How did that happen?”
Hey…the tag for this is “local R’s,” shouldn’t that be “local D’s,” now? Sorry to remind you of that.
If he somehow gets elected it will be like the end of Wizard of Oz when Dorothy/Atkins wakes up and the farm hands are leaning in the windows all smiles and it is Burris, Strine, and Castle and he says…Oh Aunt Priscilla it was all so horrible…
And Rakestraw says, “there there John.”
And then Geek’s vision of it being the movie Falling Down will kick in, and we all know what happened to Michael Douglas. Figuratively speaking, of course.
“love him or not, he made Burris look like a real ass this morning.”
For what? Calling him a name? You Atkins supporters better hope we never institute DNA testing for citizenship; unless we start giving chimps the right to vote, you folks would be screwed.
Al, if there is any screwing to be done, i’m sure that John Still will be there.
and who is his partner in the Little Sex Toy biz?
anon: Are you sure you don’t have your johns mixed up?