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Zygotes Rejoice!

Filed in National by jason330 on February 28, 2008

Zygote-Americans took a big step toward obtaining the right to vote on Tuesday

Huckabee endorses ‘personhood’ amendment

By Electa Draper
The Denver Post

Mike Huckabee (AP file)

Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee on Monday endorsed a proposed Colorado Human Life Amendment that would define personhood as a fertilized egg.

The former Arkansas governor and Baptist minister also supports a human-life amendment to the U.S. Constitution.

Blastula-Americas will soon be able to ride in the HOV lanes in Denver.

h/t Jesus' General 

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  1. Pandora says:
    February 28, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    The really scary thing about Huckabee is that he has a sense of humor and is extremely personable. I think we dodged a bullet when the repubs picked McCain over him.

  2. jason330 says:
    February 28, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    I agree. He would have been a wildcard.

  3. disbelief says:
    February 28, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    The real question is whether if Bush thinks they’re terrorists can we torture them?

    Anything with mitochondria must be radical Muslim because Bush can’t spell it.

  4. Von Cracker says:
    February 28, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    life begins at cell division!

  5. donviti says:
    February 28, 2008 at 4:44 pm

    someone I know just announced she is pregnant. She told a coworker. The coworker after saying congrats then said

    “Are you having it?”

    Awesome, good to know that some people don’t think it’s so bad a question or thought

  6. nemski says:
    February 28, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    dv, where do you work? Planned Parenthood?

  7. jason330 says:
    February 28, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    I wish I had said that.

  8. Brian says:
    February 28, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    My sperm are all happy now.

  9. Dana Garrett says:
    February 28, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    Hi Citizen ZY

    http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/lif/lif126/fertilized-human-egg-zygote-having-reached-the-blastocyst-stage-~-3d605004.jpg

  10. donviti says:
    February 28, 2008 at 6:12 pm

    how would a zygote vote?

  11. Brian says:
    February 28, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    Technically all Zygotes vote for Huckabee. I think. Could I be wrong?

  12. Dogless says:
    February 28, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    Dana, can’t you see the eyes! It looks like a cute little human, only different.

  13. Al Mascitti says:
    February 28, 2008 at 7:37 pm

    Jesus loves the little zygotes
    All the zygotes of the world
    2 cells, 4 cells, 6 cells, 8
    From conception till due date,
    Jesus loves the little zygotes of the world

  14. Dogless says:
    February 28, 2008 at 8:06 pm

    Every sperm is sacred,
    Every sperm is great.
    And if a sperm gets wasted,
    God gets quite irate!

  15. liz allen says:
    February 28, 2008 at 8:10 pm

    Whats worse! The zygotes or the offspring of the fundamentalists being trained at 5 years old to the new “Army of God”.

    When will this country wrap their pea brains around thefact of: separation of church and state! Guess more preacher types will have to get fined by the IRS for their ignorance of the law!

  16. JohnnyX says:
    February 28, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    How long until the Repubs suggest that we secretly monitor sonograms in case of secret Al Qaeda activity taking place in utero? Naturally the hospitals will be granted retroactive immunity from any resulting lawsuits…

  17. Dana Garrett says:
    February 28, 2008 at 9:05 pm

    “Dana, can’t you see the eyes! It looks like a cute little human, only different.”

    Call me a bigot, but I don’t think anyone w/ more than , say, 6 eyes should have the right to vote.

  18. david says:
    February 28, 2008 at 11:40 pm

    I am not surprised that some in this forum can’t recognize a great man. Governor Huckabee is 100% correct. God bless the Children because these liberals certainly won’t.

    How debasing is it for someone to ask a pregnant woman at her announcement are you having the baby? Would she announce it if she weren’t? What type degenerate believes it is acceptable to turn such a glorious announcement into a baby murdering agenda? I am glad I was not present.

    So Div…let’s get real. How many babies are you responsible for terminating? How many people have you led down this road? How many have you terminated? There has to be some reason you so hate those who care about the helpless children.

  19. Bono says:
    February 29, 2008 at 6:58 am

    Zygotes aren’t children. Blastocysts aren’t children. Fertilized eggs that have not yet implanted in the uterine wall certainly aren’t children.

  20. donviti says:
    February 29, 2008 at 7:33 am

    david,

    a hospital is burning down and you have only one chance to go back in. With your last chance to save a life do you head for the maternity ward to save a baby? Or do you head to the fertilization clinic down the other hall and save the frozen eggs?

  21. Pandora says:
    February 29, 2008 at 7:47 am

    With all the fertilized eggs that are destroyed every year, why don’t the pro-lifers protest outside fertility clinics?

    … and David, I can’t help but wonder if you’re as concerned over children as you are over zygotes. Have you adopted any of these babies you’ve fought to save? Have you walked your talk? Or do you just pray for them?

  22. Brian says:
    February 29, 2008 at 8:45 am

    I want to make it clear David, I am pro-life. I have respect for life becuase I classify everything into two categories: 1. living and 2. non-living. The living things are way outnumbered by non-living ones and I respect life on a profound level as a result.

    That being said I am not going to make other people share my point of view with the threat of legislation. I will try to get them to care for their kids and other people’s in a humane way but I not on board with the idea that the government should tell women or men what to do with their reproductive organs in a free society. I can give an exmaple from my own life but I cannot and will not force others to do what they do not want to do. I find it is typically people forcing me to do things I would not otherwise want done. If someone injects the gene sequence from an several aborted zygotes into me to restore and enhance my central nervous system and it saves my life should I complain? What do you think? I did not cause the abortion, I did not support it, but I could not stop it….so what do you think? I do not want to admit that life feeds on life becuase I care for people too deeply. And I would rather have us all eat tofu. But I cannot and have no desire to force others what to do as long as they do not try to force me to do things I do not want to do.

  23. Brian says:
    February 29, 2008 at 8:50 am

    Maybe that makes me the anti-christ to Huckabee?

  24. Pandora says:
    February 29, 2008 at 9:18 am

    I think it makes you reasoned. Your post was brilliant.

  25. Von Cracker says:
    February 29, 2008 at 9:51 am

    Does this mean I get my court fees and fines back for the time I got busted for underage drinking one month prior to my 21th b-day?

  26. Brian says:
    February 29, 2008 at 9:55 am

    If I was the governor Von, you and everyone else would.

  27. Brian says:
    February 29, 2008 at 9:59 am

    But like Bill Kristol told me, “If we let the ‘Jeffersonians’ take over the country, you’d drive it off a cliff.” Fuck him. The truth is we’d reassert pan-americanism and take a very different view of european and eurasian assertiveness toward us with the monroe doctrine. Maybe an Emabrgo on London and the EU until they and the European bankers stop screwing with our financial system which they are doing with vigor, is in order.

  28. Brian says:
    February 29, 2008 at 10:01 am

    I bet he and Huck would be first in line to get zygote stem cells in another country while telling us how wrong it is. It reminds me of how they dealt with innoculation in the 1770’s.

  29. anon says:
    February 29, 2008 at 10:02 am

    We can settle this once and for all by asking the IRS if an unborn baby is a child. Can’t get any more official than the IRS.

  30. Brian says:
    February 29, 2008 at 10:04 am

    Why don’t we get the IRS to tax Zygotes too? Maybe 1-8 cells= 1500$ credit?

  31. Brian says:
    February 29, 2008 at 10:34 am

    My inner zygote thinks someone should shove Tony Blair’s head in a toilet.

  32. liz allen says:
    February 29, 2008 at 11:29 am

    Brian: only if it been stopped up for about a week…thats effective waterboarding.

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