A donviti PSA

Filed in National by on February 28, 2008

Fruit Loops and Frosted Lucky Charms will make your poop green.

I do the  hard research so you don’t have to

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  1. nemski says:
    February 28, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    Fruit Loops and Frosted Lucky Charms

    Add a couple of cups of coffee and you’re bouncing off the walls.

  2. Pandora says:
    February 28, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    Cap’n Crunch rips up your gums.

  3. Dogless says:
    February 28, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    Kind of a psychedelic vision of DV. Gum blood mixed with green poop flying out while he bounces naked off the walls of his lab.

    Thanks for nothing guys.

  4. donviti says:
    February 28, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    Pandora, it really does.

    don’t try Kashi either. I can’t remember the type, but it was chewing gold nuggets. Tore up my mouth!

    Dogless,

    don’t mention it, in fact don’t comment next time 😛

  5. Dogless says:
    February 28, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    Woof

  6. Brian says:
    February 28, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    Watching Mike Huckabee on TV will make your seminal vesticles wither and cause a decrease in your sperm count.

    I do the really hard research so you won’t have to.

  7. Ray K says:
    February 28, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    The price of a wholesale bushel of wheat rose 25% in one day this week. End of problem, your not going to be able to afford cereal anymore anyway. Thank you again demon ethanol.

  8. JohnnyX says:
    February 28, 2008 at 9:05 pm

    Incidentally – if cereal becomes prohibitively expensive, personal experience has shown that purple Kool-Aid also generates a nice green on the poo spectrum.

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