8 Comments

  1. nemski
    February 28, 2008,

    Fruit Loops and Frosted Lucky Charms

    Add a couple of cups of coffee and you’re bouncing off the walls.

  2. Pandora
    February 28, 2008,

    Cap’n Crunch rips up your gums.

  3. Dogless
    February 28, 2008,

    Kind of a psychedelic vision of DV. Gum blood mixed with green poop flying out while he bounces naked off the walls of his lab.

    Thanks for nothing guys.

  4. donviti
    February 28, 2008,

    Pandora, it really does.

    don’t try Kashi either. I can’t remember the type, but it was chewing gold nuggets. Tore up my mouth!

    Dogless,

    don’t mention it, in fact don’t comment next time 😛

  6. Brian
    February 28, 2008,

    Watching Mike Huckabee on TV will make your seminal vesticles wither and cause a decrease in your sperm count.

    I do the really hard research so you won’t have to.

  7. Ray K
    February 28, 2008,

    The price of a wholesale bushel of wheat rose 25% in one day this week. End of problem, your not going to be able to afford cereal anymore anyway. Thank you again demon ethanol.

  8. JohnnyX
    February 28, 2008,

    Incidentally – if cereal becomes prohibitively expensive, personal experience has shown that purple Kool-Aid also generates a nice green on the poo spectrum.

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