Daily Archives: February 29, 2008

One night in Bangkok

I was out buying some pants on Thursday when I get a text message from someone asking me if I was going to Drinking Liberally.  I said I was and would be there when it started around 8pm.  Quickly after my sending that reply another reply to my message came back saying it started at 7!

WTF?!  I quickly removed the pants I was trying on, waited for the hired help to get my other pants, then told the lady cradling my testicles that I would take all three pair instead of trying anymore on.  The lady said I made a good choice and that I looked good in the pants.  I quickly corrected her and said, “Pardon me, but I think I MAKE the pants look good.”  She smiled and agreed.   Fans were waiting! Off I went.  Oh and word to the wise,  testicle cradling is an art, only the finest stores have them.  Warm hands are a must!
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Growing up Donviti…

Just an FYI for all you loyal weekend readers.  Next week I plan on giving you all a piece of me.  It will be a little insight to what it was like growing up donviti.  Some of it will be real, some embellished, but for the most part you will maybe, just maybe get a glimpse to what it was like for me as a young viti.

But tonight I plan on sharing with you a Drinking Liberally write up stay tuned bitches!~

CASTLE GUARDEDLY OPTIMISTIC ABOUT PROSPECTS FOR MARITAL SEX

Washington, DC– Congressman Michael N. Castle today recognized his wife’s cleavage. Congressman Castle said, “The cleavage was probably intentional and I am allowing myself to believe that it had a deeper meaning. While I have concerns that our schedules make the prospect of coitus a long shot, I am hopeful that a glass of wine with dinner and perhaps a decent movie on HBO could help put an end to a rather long dry spell.”

Big hit to economy from credit crunch, study says

As a member of the reality based community, I feel like I’ve been waiting for 8 years for this “other shoe” to drop. I reasoned that the screw-ups and mistakes of the Bush administration had to catch up with us sooner or later.

Now I’m thinking that we might get buried in dropping shoes.

NEW YORK (MarketWatch)The economic impact of the mortgage crisis and credit crunch will be huge, and it has barely begun, a new study prepared by several prominent economists and released Friday has concluded.

“Feedback from the financial market turmoil to the real economy could be substantial,” it said. Unless they can quickly recapitalize, banks are likely to cut back their lending to consumers and businesses by more than $1 trillion, cutting economic growth by more than a percentage point over the next 12 months.

IRSD FOLLOW UP: From Today’s Cape Gazette Letters page

I’m not block quoting it to make a easier to read.

Mother says daughter disputes incident

My daughter is a fifth-grader at Lord Baltimore Elementary School and is in fact in the classroom that has been the latest topic of discussion. Just a little background before I proceed – I have four daughters actually, ranging from first grade to second year of college, and I have only requested a teacher one time in my life and that was for this same teacher. My daughter had her in third grade and loved her. Her grades were better than ever; she loved school and truly excelled in every aspect, from social to academic. Last year, her grades dropped, she struggled, she hated school and was getting in with the wrong crowd. When I found out that this teacher was now teaching fifth grade, I wrote a letter begging to have my daughter placed in her class again. My request was granted and she is once again excelling. I volunteer in her classroom as well as my first-grader’s classroom and I am in the school a lot. This teacher is one of the best there is.
I remember one day my daughter came home and was talking about fasting; when I asked what she was talking about, she explained that Amani was fasting because of her religion and the teacher had her mother come in and explain it to the students so the other kids would understand more about her culture. I thought that was so neat because this way they would understand and be able to support her and her religion rather than think of her as different. There are very few teachers who would go that extra mile and do all they could to make each and every student feel so comfortable within the classroom. While volunteering in the classroom, I have spent time with all of the students including Amani, who is a beautiful, smart and popular student. But, back to the recent events.
I knew the children had been preparing for a mock election because they each had to bring in articles about the different politicians. They were holding a mock election within the classroom and they were forming their own student government in the classroom. The students were all campaigning for their own election during this time as well, and held their classroom election a week after Super Tuesday. Amani was actually elected as class president. When I was sitting at the bus stop waiting for my kids, I was reading the newspaper and saw the letter written by Amani’s sisters. I was completely shocked! I am a Hillary supporter and had been bumping heads with my daughter all week because she was all for Obama. He actually won the mock election in her class. Why would she and all her classmates vote for someone who the teacher had trashed like that? Not only that, but I could not see this teacher ever saying anything like that to begin with.
As soon as the kids got off the bus, I handed the paper to my daughter and told her to read it. I didn’t ask questions or anything, just told her to read. She got about halfway through the article, when she exclaimed, “This is a lie! Mrs. (name withheld) never said that. I am going to school tomorrow and telling Amani…” I stopped her there. I told her she was not allowed to go to school and cause any more drama, but I wanted to know what was said. She said the teacher was talking to one student about the article he had brought in, and how the article was nothing but slander and was explaining what slander was and how people make up untrue and mean things to make people dislike certain candidates and that some of the things they say are scary. This was a one-on-one conversation with one student, not even the whole class; my daughter just happened to sit close enough to overhear. As far as Obama, the teacher told the entire class that she was a Republican but may vote Democratic if O bama made it to the election this year because Obama had such good ideas and views on so many issues. My daughter was so angry that someone would write such a lie in the newspaper that she was nearly in tears. As soon as we got home, she called another student and read it to her…then they both were in an uproar because they both knew in their heart that it was untrue.
I don’t know why Amani would have gone home and said something like this or if her sisters just blew it out of proportion or what, but this is something that never happened. I have talked to a few different kids from the classroom and each and every one of them proclaims that it is all a lie. Before everyone keeps posting all these horrible judgments on the teacher, you should stop and think that maybe it was something taken out of context (slander is scary… not Obama) and twisted and turned until it is nothing but slander itself. I read the original letter as well as the replies to it; I could not continue to sit back and let this go any further without at least making an effort to get the truth out there. If she had said such things, the entire class would not have been so pro-Obama, and they would not have elected Amani as the class president knowing she too was Muslim. This whole thing is absurd and needs to be brought to an end. Not only do I feel sorry for the teacher involve d but also for Amani. She was always accepted and well liked; now there are students who read this who are angry because they know it was all a lie. Her religion was accepted and she was never treated any different but the lies themselves have made many of the kids mad.
Tanya Williams
Dagsboro

oh it’s gonna be a good one!

I know a few ladies were taken aback by my stunning good looks last night.   They were expecting Clint Howard and got George Clooney.  It wasn’t easy walking into that room last night.  Being a self made celebrity has it’s disadvantages.  I can feel the eyes sizing me up.  Men saying, he isn’t THAT good looking and the women trying hard to dismiss my stunning jaw line. 

Well, I hope you have had time to digest my soft hands while you were sleeping ladies and guys….   My creative juices are starting to perculate, just wait to read what I write about you.  YES, you dear. 

There’s plenty of viti for everyone ladies, you’ll get your turn eventually….

BREAKING: MIKE CASTLE THINKS CHICKEN IS A GOOD IDEA, BUT “WE SHOULD GO FARTHER”

Washington, D.C. — Today Delaware Congressman Mike Castle voted for roasted chicken for dinner. While Rep. Castle had some concerns with what was not included in the final menu, he believes this meal will help take vital steps toward reducing the inevitable hunger that is created by toting large novelty checks up and down the state.

“My wife took a strong step toward securing a healthy, balanced meal,” Rep. Castle said. “Roasted chicken, while not as low in fat as a nice piece of fish, will help save me from having to eat a slice of pie around 11:00 tonight.” Rep. Castle praised his wife’s track record for preparing roasted chicken stating that past chickens prepared by his wife have been, “perfectly adequate for the occasion.”

“I am, however, disappointed that my wife has not thought through a full range of options for the side dishes. Frozen green beans and applesauce is unimaginative and could endanger the success of the entire meal.”

“My wife must not waste time in tackling the issue of side dishes. I support acting immediately to avoid the potentially lack luster dinner that leaves me wondering if my spouse spends her day watching soap operas in spite of her claims to the contrary.”

With regard to tonight’s meal Rep. Castle firmly stated, “Our work has just begun.”

Holy Cra…What a train wreck.

Nice choice GOP!

Sorry everybody, but you have to watch to the last few seconds to see the most cringe inducing part of the John McCain music video.

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