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Filed in National by on March 7, 2008

US Marine throws puppy over cliff: outrage ensues. 

US President throws country over a cliff: indifference ensues.   

 

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  1. Pandora says:

    Maybe the puppies weren’t patriots.

  2. Brian says:

    Maybe you cannot see the global imperial vision….that is the problem….you know the one where we are all tied by our credit score to one giant centralized number machine that chooses our course in life….

  3. jason330 says:

    You might be overthinking it. I think Pandora had it right – that puppy was asking for it.

  4. disbelief says:

    US President’s wife throws party off cliff; {fill in blank} ensues.

  5. jason330 says:

    Hillarity…

    get it?

  6. Brian says:

    Hillarirous….

  7. G Rex says:

    Okay, so if it’s McCain vs. Clinton in the general, I’m calling for a general voters’ strike – vote for all the other offices, ballot initiatives and whatever, but don’t cast a vote for president. High turnout + low vote count = no mandate. Who’s with me???

    VOTE, DON’T VOTE!

    Okay, so it’s not Vote or Die, but still…

  8. liz allen says:

    GRex, sounds like a great republican plan! Can’t say I blame you…if MCinsane was the only alternative I had…would join you.

  9. Ray K says:

    Headline from the financial pages: Market down another 3% 63000 jobs lost in febuary recovery to start in 2029. Not to worry super rich doing OK.

  10. Brian says:

    Damn Dogastan radicals