CASTLE RECEIVES HIGH HONOR FROM ROCKFORD PARK DOG

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Wilmington, DE – Delaware Congressman Mike Castle received unrestrained and boisterous affection from one of his neighbor’s dogs in Rockford Park this afternoon. The canine wagged his tail furiously and nuzzled Congressman Castle’s outstretched hand, at times licking it.

Rep. Castle has worked to build positive relations with of all manner of non-threatening dogs and has been a leader in the House advocating for the scratching of dogs behind their ears and saying things which dog’s seem to like such as, “Hey boy. That’s a good boy” and “Howzit going today Champ?”

In his remarks upon receiving the honor, Castle highlighted the need for a robust friendship with dogs. “I have the highest regard for all animal companions, however, as far as treating you like you are the best thing since sliced bread, there is nothing better than a dog.”

“Although I’m not really sure what this dog’s name is, I welcome this dog’s friendship and I am please to occasionally throw a tennis ball which the dog may or may not bring back.” Castle said.

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  1. anon says:

    When asked about his support among cats, Castle replied “My office has received very few complaints from cats. Cat issues do not appear to be a priority with Delaware voters.”

  2. Brian says:

    When asked about the squirrel lobby he replied,” they have been going nuts for some time now.”

  3. Rebecca says:

    Hah, hah, hah, Brian and anon. Lovin’ it.

  4. liz allen says:

    How bout the rat lobby! Been supporting rats against his constituents for decades!

  5. donviti says:

    who drools more Castle or the dog

    (low blow…ouchy)

  6. anon says:

    If the dog liked Castle, he’s gonna hump McCain’s leg.

  7. jason330 says:

    (Castle) has been a leader in the House advocating for the scratching of dogs behind their ears and saying things which dog’s seem to like such as, “Hey boy. That’s a good boy” and “Howzit going today Champ?”

    That was my favorite part.