I must admit I’m very confused on this one. The Mrs. Hotviti and I through the miracle of a turkey baster concieved a cyborg. Amazing, I know. But here is the issue. I’m not sure what religion to get the little bastard baptized with.
Soooooo, I was thinking I just take the thing around to different churches and cover all my bases? I was going to work my way through all the religions alphabetically so as not to offend anyone by choosing them first. I’m not sure if one baptism cancels out the other too? Does anyone know how God views that one? Do two Protestant type religions cancel a Catholic one? How about a Greek Orthodox?
Dang man so much to consider….