Congratulations Graduates
U of D, DSU, Wilmington College, etc…
You have the bad luck to be entering the “real world” when the full impact of George Bush’s horrible management of the country’s affairs is just beginning to be felt.
You have the good luck to have been living off pizza and Milwaukee’s Best for the past three or four years, so you know you can scrape by.
Shit! Now you freaking tell me! Bastard!
Hey…maybe you and I can meet for scraps in August. I know you have to be into this as much as I am, J. Read this, dude. Holy freaking wow.
That is wild. How’s middletown get picked? Did someone throw a dart at a map?