Imvotingrepublican.com
The argument is almost convincing: (click on this link if you want to see a bigger screen version)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU[/youtube]
But given the up front and personal view we’ve all gotten of the repub agenda in action over the past several years, there are probably more (and better) arguments to be made. Post your take on the reasons to vote republican below — the snarkier the better!
Tags: Satire
I’m voting Republican because the Constitution was just a bunch of words, honestly who could read all that legal mumbo jumbo.
“I’m voting Republican – because this time they’ll get it right.”
I’m voting Republican because I like the feel of having my hair on fire. I’d miss the warmth.
I’m voting Republican because I just love the feeling I get when I fill up my tank at $4.00+ a gallon
I’m voting Republican because trickle-down economics works. I love being trickled on.
That’s funny, I’m voting Democrat so I can stay home and smoke pot all day and let the government take care of everything else.
I’m voting Republican because I hate those damn unpatriotic veterans. We gave them a job that Fox News anchors describe as “Awesome” – and now they want to go to college or get treated for shell-shock? Man, they must really hate America!
I voting republican becuase Bob Jindal exorcised the demons from my head rather than giving me medical care. Think of all the money we could save with bed side exorcisms rather than tax and spend liberal policies of using science and medicine to solve health problems?
I am voting republican out off a deep and sincere love of the super rich. Their welfare should be utmost importance to everyone. As pres. Bush said the republican party represents the have`s and the have more`s.
haha – read this lam ass’s rebuttal of the video:
http://www.urbanconservative.com/2008/06/23/why-this-conservative-is-voting-democrat-in-this-years-2008-presidential-election/
I’m voitng republican because I will be guaranteed to have severly learning disabled children who need intensivel intervention at 14 (finally)because the classrooms are too big to have paid attention to them , the public schools can’t keep the best special ed teachers and the state colleges don’t pay enough to the professors to keep them there and teach future teachers.
I’m voting Republican because I think the government should continue bailing out large corporations instead of helping people in need.
Jason, it is a great rebuttal. To bad your tiny mind can’t comprehend it. I’m voting Republican because I’m sick and tired of the liberals destroying this country from the inside.