Why I am DHB
over the next few weeks you all are going to learn why I am DELAWARE’S HOTTEST BLOGGER. I will be letting you know the ins and outs of me. The sensitive as well as the masculine side. My hope is that a few ladies I have come to know will step up and defend me and let the world know why, I DONVITI deserve to retain the crown. Maybe even a few men will elaborate as well to show that I’m hot to all genders. You see, hotness is blind to a particular sex it knows no limits. Hot is hot to everyone.
I want my competition to know that I’m taking this seriously. Much like the King of Pop would defend his crown agains NKOTB or 98 Degrees, I feel it is my duty to uphold a title coveted by so many but worthy to only one.
My comptetion will TRY to illustrate inarticulately why they should dethrone me, but, when rubber meets the ….. you will find that I’m the guy you want laying the rubber.
May the best blogger win.
Would you be willing to engage in some fair and open debate,on line or in public, where you do not control the forum?
Oooh, Art! Are you placing yourself in the competition as well?
Good thing grammar, spelling and punctuation don’t count, eh? Nice job setting up the sympathy vote.
trying to hurt my feelings by trying to make yourself appear to be smarter than I will only hurt you in the long run
I think you should be worried by the competition from the blogger otherwise known as the bald pudgy fox. 😉
Lets put it to the true liberal intellectuals:
Liz, Dom, Pan, Nancy; does fat, bald, middle-aged, hairy earred and back turn you on or what?
Hey!
We did this once and Liberalgeek was the undisputed winner.
Or are we doing summer reruns?
This time it’s for money. I suspect that Donviti won’t be able to get as close as he was last time, since he can’t stuff the ballot box as easily.
That’s funny, Dana. I call Donviti the bald, pudgy dog. You two might get along well. Like the fox and the hound.
Bald and pudgy with a good personality, and… the right politics!
Let the wooing begin! Come on, boys, convince us!
But how many can disagree withouth being disagreeable?
Playing the political game is a lot different from criticizing those that do.
Come on, Al. That’s not the way to win. Wooing, not woo-hooing.
Digging ditches is a lot different from eating ice cream.
What the hell is your point?
‘Liz, Dom, Pan, Nancy; does fat, bald, middle-aged, hairy earred and back turn you on or what?’
Is this a husband competition? That sounds like what’s sprawled across most sofas on any given day.
I forgot the farting part. Or, “when you know the bloom is off the romance.” To be fair to the males, after twice plunging the toilet containing your wife’s poop, that bloom is faded and dead.
I’m confused. Are Delaware’s Toughest Blogger and Delaware’s Hottest Blogger the same person?
He is named with many names. His mystery and intrigue are legend. You may know him as donviti, or “The Human Tripod”.
I cast my vote for Art Downs for Delaware’s Hottest Blogger.
Can a transplanted Confederate who lives in Pennsylvania vote in this, if he resided in Hockessin for two years?
Anyone can vote, but man that would be a heartbreaker if Delaware’s Hottest Blogger lived in PA…
Uh oh. Is libergeek raising residency requirement violations? Could this contest be decided on a technicality?
‘or “The Human Tripod”’
Is he a dwarf? hahahaha