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New Wonder Drug Enables Users To Get Higher Than Hell

WILMINGTON, DE–On Monday, Sloan Laboratories, a subsidiary of the Wilmington-based Merton Pharmaceuticals, unveiled Dexiflux-V, a new miracle drug its creators claim will enable users to get “high as a fucking kite.”

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  1. Not Brian
    August 13, 2008,

    I wish that was not satire!

  2. kavips
    August 14, 2008,

    Breaking: Dexiflux-V tested on Delaware’s General Assembly during 2008 session.

    I wish that was not satire either…..

  3. Joanne Christian
    August 14, 2008,

    I want to see that kite!!!

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