The Troops hate McCain. (Why should they be any different?)
Think Progress by way of Eschaton:
Obama has received nearly six times as much money from soldiers deployed overseas. Even anti-war libertarian Rep. Ron Paul (R-TX), who has suspended his campaign, has received more than four times as much as McCain.
Outside of his base in the traditional media and the 38% of Republicans who would vote for Satan (R) if he was matched up against Jesus (D) nobody likes John McCain.
Well if Jesus wasn’t a long-haired, dirty-effing-Jewish hippy, with his ghey peace and love message and who is in the pocket of BIG SOCIAL WELFARE – effing commie – he’d have a chance against Lucifer. Is Jesus ready to lead, ready to make the hard choices? Would Jesus take out the terrorists, no questions asked? I don’t think so…
Satan was a prisoner of war (the angel one), so through simple logic – he knows how to win every war because being a pow equates to military genius! Jesus? Shit, he’s a poo-nanny – he throws stones like a girl! Looks like one too!
And let’s not get started on his family background….we all know he was born out of wedlock! I bet Jesus’ real father is John Edwards! Effing Trial Lawyer!
Geez.
Von Cracker may have left the most hilarious allegorical comment ever.
This is actually very interesting. I’d like to know when/how the numbers went; whether they spiked after he took a certain position on an aspect of the war or said something specific on TV.
Von Cracker’s comment is going to the Delaware Liberal Wall of (Sh)(F)ame.
I will rescue it later today.
he has recieved a lot more money from Hamas than McCain has too
Except, of course, that it is illegal for soldiers on active duty to make political contributions to individual candidates. From http://usmilitary.about.com/cs/militarylaw1/a/milpolitics_2.htm: