Washington (AP) – “I’m pretty (explitive) sick of this Plain broad telling everyone what I’m thinking,” declared Joe Sixpack in a statement released today. Six Pack was strongly critical of Palin’s use of his identity to create the impression that the Alaska Governor is in touch with the needs of the average working man.
“I got something she can touch alright.” said Sixpack pointing out the fact that while he would be eager to have sexual intercourse with Palin, that does not mean he endorses her candidacy.
Don’t these guys have a giant rat to inflate or some tires to slash?
The comment is far funnier than the original post.
Hey those are all of my former Loan Officers!
Joe Six Pak has now been economically reduced to Joe Quart Bottle until further notice.