McCain To Quit
(DL News Wire) – In a stunning move John McCain will announce today that he is quitting the Presidential campaign, said several high-ranking campaign staffers. After admitting defeat in Michigan last week, McCain quietly shut down all the campaign offices in the rest of the 49 states on Wednesday.
While on the Straight Talk Express, Rick Davis, McCain’s campaign manager, was visibly upset and only said, “No Comment”.
“We tried everything from Ayers to Religion, from Experience to the POW card and nothing stuck,” said a source within the McCain campaign. “Apparently, the American public is more interested in issues and we just weren’t ready for that.”
Some Republican analysts say this is a bold move which will shore up his support and ride McCain to victory in November. When asked how McCain could win after he has quit, one Republican analyst said, “Ignoring the obvious is what we do.”
McCain will make his announcement today at the Sunrise Bar and Grill in Flagstaff, Arizona. Staffers say that McCain will personally thank his supporters, the Coral Gabels Senior Citizens Center Tuesday Morning Pinochle Club.
In related news, Gov. Sarah Palin has already returned to Alaska and reportedly has released the flying monkeys.
Tags: 2008 Presidential, John McCain
I heard about this. He apparently was muttering something about a post on delawarepolitics and realizing he took the wrong path in his campaign. Be gentle with him, he’s wraught with guilt over the revelation.
Clever. I like the DL News Wire and the clause, “in related news…..”
Too funny and far too easy to believe.
Palin is not ready to be Vice President until she can snatch the pebble from Dick Cheney’s hand.
Don’t count McCain out just yet.
I’m sure Bu$hCo is currently brokering an “October Surprise” as we speak.
…I’m sure there are a few of our trolls who would be willing to blow themselves up for the cause. They’ll just have to change their names to Hussain first.
I wish!
There’s a new article out yesterday about how McCain has prepared absolutely no transition team. Perhaps he knows something?
What on earth would a President McSame need a transition team for? Just change the official portrait in the Oval Office, and done.
Besides, a transition team would have to “vet” people.
the official portrait in the Oval Office
or wherever the hell it is
Seriously though – isn’t the McCain campaign overdue for the ritual firing of the campaign manager and staff shakeup?
True, anon, and he’ll need to do something soon since Mr. Erratic has already changed his brand spanking new economic plan… because it was so last Tuesday.
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1008/14414.html
Somebody inhaled
I just hope the Flying Monkeys follow the North Star, find Palin, form a tight circle, fly around her head and pull off that wig, Paris Hilton like hair extenders, rat’s nest, or what ever else she is trying to pass off as her very own hair.
(Yes, I’ve made a short study of her ‘do’s and some or all of that mane is not growing outta her head.)