You Know You Suck When Chavez is Mocking You

Hugo Chavez celebrates ‘comrade’ George W Bush’s conversion to socialism following financial crisis

Socialist Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez mocked George W. Bush as a “comrade” saying the US president was a left-winger for his lifeline to major banks.

Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez

Venezuela’s President Hugo Chavez Photo: EPA

Chavez, who describes capitalism as evil, ridiculed Mr Bush for his plan to buy stocks in American banks despite his widespread criticism of Venezuelan nationalisations.

“Bush is to the left of me now,” Mr Chavez told an audience at a debate on the benefits of socialism. “Comrade Bush announced he will buy shares in private banks.”

9 Comments

  1. This is friggin’ hilarious. Love it. You can’t ever say Hugo doesn’t have a sense of humor!

  2. Oh my. And on top of this news, “W” was released today.

  3. Von Cracker

    LOL!

    Che’

  4. Oh God, has George W. Bush become the Carlos Andres Perez of the United States?

  5. miscreant

    Could one also say you suck if Chavez endorses you for president?

  6. G Rex

    Um, yeah. Buying shares in a bank with public money isn’t quite the same as rounding up the board of directors and shooting them. Or shipping the CEO off to Siberia and giving the company to one of your buddies, if you’re a Putin fan.

    Still sucks.

  7. You guys owe props to Dana Garrett, who had this up a week ago….

  8. Truth Teller

    The only problem with Bush’s stance on the banks is that if we are going to take over something why not take over EXXON after all they make a profit.

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