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Filed in National by on October 26, 2008

If you aren’t wealthy or rich it’s because you haven’t been working hard enough. 

now, carry on watching football or whatever it is you are doing that isn’t work related and making money and being more productive than that rich guy you see in the box seats of the game you are watching that is apparently working harder than you are right now. 

 

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  1. Unstable Isotope says:

    That’s good to know. I guess all those people that work 2 or 3 jobs are actually rich! They’ll be happy to hear that!

  2. Donsquishy says:

    that’s how it works. I don’t make the rules.

  3. meatball says:

    Don’t forget that the Sky Boxes and box seats are publicly funded too.

  4. cassandra_m says:

    Well that’s welfare we can all use.

    So if the SKy Boxes are publicly funded, how is it that we don’t all have Season Tickets?

  5. Unstable Isotope says:

    Since we all own Man U. now we should get free season tickets, right?

  6. meatball says:

    No, no, no. You people don’t understand how capitalism works. The people pay for the sky boxes and primo seats so the people who pay 15% tax can enjoy the game in luxury. It is the ultimate trickle down. They pay $10 for a shitty pretzel so you only have to pay $5 (compounded weekly at a 9.9% variable rate).