Ok, so I am going to KILL tomorrow morning on DTR. I have an AWESOME joke I plan on using too!
So, I pretty much have several items I plan on talking about tomorrow. I don’t know which ones we will have time to cover though so maybe you all can help me decide which ones you want to hear about most.
1. My first Nudey Magazine
2. Life as a young Donviti on Sundays
3. How my Christmas’s went every year until my parents got divorced
4. How it came to be I went into the Navy
5. How I get my jaded sense of humor
6. What I wanted to be when I grew up
7. Why I am Delaware’s coolest fucking blogger
8. How I met Mrs. Hotviti
9. The time I got arrested for ….
I want to hear about when you had the sex change operation.
Why you keep job hopping failing corporations?
Tell me the first two aren’t related.
phantom…
dang….
but that’s easy…for teh $$$$$ something you should do my man. You could be making 80k easily a year right now!
brian,
Uh, no, Sunday is the lord’s day. I take that very seriously…
Number 9. Number 9. Number 9….
Seriously, getting arrested is always a fun story. Go with that.
And apologies to John Lennon for the lame reference.
if you play it backwards we always though it said redrum….
Hotbunking, and other gay stuff sailors do on submarines. (insert torpedo joke here)
We will have two shrinks, an attorney and a pro wrestling talent scout on hand just in case.
Tomorrow is the end of the Delaware Blogosphere.
😉
Would Dave Burris fit in a Submarine?
his head couldn’t get through the hatch
Is it the first nudey magazine you owned, or the first one your appeared in?
Oh crap. The great joke isn’t the one I told you is it? Thank skydad the FCC isn’t involved.
My buddy stole it from his Dad’s stash!
LG,
YES
oh no.
oh yes
DV, you should do the interview . . . . without pants.