Around the Horn(y)

Filed in National by on November 24, 2008

Eliot Spitzr sex aid, Ashley Dupre, turned down a $1 million offer to pose nude for Hustler magazine. (She seems to be holding otu for two million.)

I say, shame on Hustler’s Larry Flint for trying to undermine a nice New Jersey girl’s morals.

In Other Celebrity News: McNabb SUCKS!!!

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  1. nemski says:

    Is this our Page Three? Between dildos and whores we must be reaching our target audience.

  2. jason330 says:

    With regard to your poll; the blame needs to be multiplied by thirty and then apportioned equally.

  3. she is soooooo hot! scrumdiddlyumptious!

    oh and yes, the Eagles suck!

  4. RSmitty says:

    Uh-oh…definitely getting in trouble at work today.

    I blame Reid, by the way. Should McNabb have been pulled? Sure. Should Reid sent an assistant to handle his dirty work? What an ASS. The dude has lost control…not of the locker room, but of himself. Freaking pathetic.

  5. xstryker says:

    McNabb sucks, Andy Reid is beyond worthless, and the Eagles are to football teams what “The Eagles of Death Metal” are to death metal bands. (The Eagles of Death Metal do not play death metal, nor do they sound like The Eagles of Don Henley; they are merely an alternative rock band with a clever name)

  6. I don’t know why she turned it down. It’s not like she had to screw anyone for the money, just stand there and look pretty.

    You’d think she would hold out for $2 million to screw Larry Flint.

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  8. Arthur Downs says:

    Eliot Spitzer should have taken hint from Nelson Rockefeller and had a mistress rather than someone who was into ‘piecework’. Ashley was a spoiled brat whose appearance certainly evokes the New York term “hoo-er”.

    Rockefeller paid a bit more for his sweetie but evidently died with a smile on his face that had nothing to do with ‘Happy’. It appears that his honey was willing to indulge in some kinky fun and games not available from most ‘professional women’.

    This may have had a downside for the former Governor and (appointed) VP in that the time needed to extricate him from his ‘toys’ may have delayed the required emergency medical treatment.

    The mistress was provided for in the Rockefeller will.

    Both Governors did treat their ‘back-up’ companions better than Tom Capano. Will he have a political future if he is ever sprung? Hope may spring eternal. Sherry Freberry beat her rap.