Delaware Liberal

Fact of the Day

Anything Axe doesn’t work.  In fact, I think it may have cancelled out my hotness for a short period of time.  I have not been tackled by hot women with their breasts almost popping out of their shirts, which to say the least is very disappointing.  I have NOT wrestled in bed with my wife in my underwear in a passionate way that implies we are going to get it on like 2 lions in the woods.  I did not have women look at me like a tremondous sexual toy in a sex shop window that all but gauranteed the best orgasm their minds could imagine.

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