Anything Axe doesn’t work. In fact, I think it may have cancelled out my hotness for a short period of time. I have not been tackled by hot women with their breasts almost popping out of their shirts, which to say the least is very disappointing. I have NOT wrestled in bed with my wife in my underwear in a passionate way that implies we are going to get it on like 2 lions in the woods. I did not have women look at me like a tremondous sexual toy in a sex shop window that all but gauranteed the best orgasm their minds could imagine.
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You must be very disappointed. I think you should sue them for false advertising.
This is news we can use. I was going to give myself a stocking full of axe this Christmas, but must now reconsider.
In inside inside inside inside Dem baseball news…for people who don’t like DLC loser Bob Kerrey – this is pretty funny:
Ha! Kerrey Sucks
I KNOW!
it was really a joke. i put the Axe label on a generic brand. just wanted to humble dv alittle. LMAO 🙂
Gottcha!
go clean the house like I told you!
They may be using the same marketing firm as GM. All hype, no substance.
Are you sure its the AXE? Like Donviti, I married a wife way more furtherer up the hotness scale than myself. Its only human nature for the hot wife to think to herself sometimes, “Perhaps I should have traded up.”
Hef-It may be the Axe combined w/ the Amtrak fumes affecting your impact. Think about it, that’s the only real change in your life.
… and the new baby. It might be the choice between sex and sleep. Most new mothers choose sleep. It’s nature’s way of saying, “Isn’t that hotness what got you into this situation?” 😉
AHEM…
Most new mothers choose sleep
more accurately…
Most
newmothers choose sleep 👿Speak for yourself, Smitty.
parents of 6, 4, and 1. Sleep is a supposed commodity…I think it’s overrated (until it’s time to clean the house)
parents of young ones; yet husband is so gifted in the bordeaux that he receives flowers from wife everyday of the week (and four times on Sundays). Just sayin’.
Now don’t blame the baby Pandora–Mrs. Hotviti knew the rules, of taking Hef off the block!
EXACTLY jc!
Maybe if you washed your ass every now and then, DV, the situation would be different!
😉
Dandelions in full bloom among clover doesn’t count as bouquets, Dis’. Just sayin’.
Yeah, but four in a day produces a wonderful aroma, DV.
I get flowers, I don’t give them!
my hotness is only eclipsed by my kindness
Don’t forget your humble, unassuming nature!
funny all the way around. LMAO 🙂