The Oxymoronic President.

Filed in National by on December 17, 2008

That will be his legacy.

“I’ve abandoned free-market principles to save the free-market system,” George W. Bush. Just as he used torture to defend freedom. And occupied a country in order to liberate it.

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  1. I miss doing Bushisms. He hardly talks anymore so it is difficult to get some whoppers. But low and behold, he starts doing interviews and it’s like we have struck gold again.

  2. delawaredem says:

    He truly is the Oxymoronic President. Think about his “Clean Air” program that sought to increase pollution, and his “Healthy Forests” program that sought to cut down the forest.

  3. nemski says:

    As Ralph Wiggum said, Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

  4. Shoe Throwing Instructor says:

    The only truth he told, I am the man for the haves and the have mores.

  5. anon says:

    His book will be about how 9/11 changed everything, how he prevented more attacks, how the debt is all Democrats fault, and heaping praise on the military ( the generals he didn’t fire, that is). And probably lots of meaningless anecdotes from meetings with foreign leaders.

  6. Bob McWilliams says:

    In Bushes case, does oxymoron mean the moron sucks oxygen???

  7. Von Cracker says:

    Clean Coal! LOL!

    I luv the new commercials where a guy’s standing in the desert screaming, “This is the new Clean Coal technology!” All the while, the viewer is looking at absolutely nothing! Brilliant!

    That’s the same shit/MO when conservatives want to sell you something you don’t want. Their speechwriters and banner makers must hail from Oceania, me thinks.

  8. Jeb Bush says:

    Be kind, his little short bus that took him to scool said he was special.

  9. Bob McWilliams says:

    Von Cracker – You know what they say about high fructose corn syrup? (One of my favorite ads) I love when companies and “industry councils” try and spin poison as something we should not care about. Can you say diabetes epidemic????

  10. Unstable Isotope says:

    If Obama is a great president (and I’m confident he will be) Bush’s talking point will be that he screwed everything up on purpose so that we could elect a good president.

  11. Von Cracker says:

    Word, BMac.

    I want to see the movie King Corn….also The Omnivore’s Dilemma touches on Earl Butz, Nixon’s Ag Sec who pushed the idea of Big Ag by buying up small farms just to grow corn…