Joke of the Day

A worried bookie knows that this Superbowl bet will be the last from this dependable douchebag for a while.  The guy, Bernie,  can not pick a football game or a prop bet right to save his life and the bookie is worried about the loss of this dependable revenue stream.

“Bernie” he says, “You know with football season over, I can take whatever hockey bets you want to make.”

Bernie says…

QOD

What is worse for you? A can of soda a day (I don't care diet or regular) or smoking a handful of cigarettes

As If They Aren’t Dumb Enough

Christian Fundamentalists are now calling on their flock to pull their children out of public schools... since education obviously threatens their ideology.  Truth is... this call to pull children out of the…