Ohhhh, this is gonna be huge!

I can’t wait to read this list of true American Patriots!

UBS, the largest bank in Switzerland, agreed on Wednesday to divulge the names of well-heeled Americans whom the authorities suspect of using offshore accounts at the bank to evade taxes. The bank admitted conspiring to defraud the Internal Revenue Service and agreed to pay $780 million to settle a sweeping federal investigation into its activities.

8 Comments

  1. Unstable Isotope

    Me either! I’m shocked, just shocked that a company that employs a patriotic American like Phil Gramm would help rip off the American taxpayers.

  2. jason330

    I heard this on the radio this morning. All the rich war mongering a-holes please step forward.

  3. They can’t step forward. They’re hiding under their beds!

  4. Susan Regis Collins

    If this goes thru the bank’s new name:

    U B US

    Will the Feds look in the islands next…..I understand they are a favorite stash place for many locals.

  5. anon

    We could probably eliminate the deficit by invading the Cayman Islands.

  6. Roy Munson

    So, what names are you expecting on that list?

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