Breaking: Clinton Sex Scandal Figure Dies

A Clinton-era figure accused by Republicans of pleasuring himself in public in the White House has died.

Historians remember that Rethugs took the fact that the individual at the center of the scandal never denied the charge to be further proof of the decadent nature of the Clinton Administration.

11 Comments

  1. The only good cat is a dead cat. What a good cat.

  2. anonone

    She used to curl up in Bill’s cigar box.

  3. edisonkitty

    I am stricken to the core. I shall mourn the passing of this noble beast.

  4. a. price

    poor socks. by the way, can one of our distinguished contributors post the Alan Keyes comments. and can we take a Delaware Liberal bus trip to his house to take turns kicking him in the dick?

  5. Careful Nemski – or I send my 5 cats after you. I am sure Ozzie, Zeus, Dusty, Sylvester, and Munchkin would love to show you their claws.
    (oh yeah, they come with 4 very protective dogs in tow).

    =^..^= MEOW

  6. And the trail of bodies of those who knew too much about the Clintons continues to grow…

  7. Unstable Isotope

    Yes, Right, now we’ll never know what Socks witnessed. I’m very suspicious that Ms. Currie did not treat his cancer, very suspicious.

    My cat Athena sends hisses to nemski.

  8. Susan Regis Collins

    RIP Socks.

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