“They’re Grrrrrrreeeeeeaaat!”
Next time you have some Kellog’s cereal don’t worry if your libido goes away….that’s what Mr. Kellog was going for:
As an advocate of sexual abstinence, Kellogg devoted large amounts of his educational and medical work to discouraging sexual activity, on the basis of dangers both real – as in sexually transmissible diseases – and purported.[clarification needed] He set out his views on such matters in one of his larger books, published in various editions around the turn of the century under the title Plain Facts about Sexual Life and later Plain Facts for Old and Young.[5] Some of his work on diet was influenced by his belief that a plain and healthy diet, with only two meals a day, among other things, would reduce sexual feelings. Those experiencing temptation were to avoid stimulating food and drinks, and eat very little meat, if any.
oh but did you also know that he was part of the mass hysteria at the end of the 1800’s on masturbation and felt that circumcision was the way to stop it. THEY’RE GREAT!!!!
Now how about this as an image you’d want associated with your company? In an effort to rehabilitate masturbating children Kellogg wrote a book entitled Plain Facts for Old and Young, in it he wrote “A remedy which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision ,..
We should suggest to the guy with the Christian Salt, that he may want to start producing Christian Cereal as well….to stop sex without procreation and masturbation.
Would not the creation of a national masterbation police force create much needed jobs and improve the nations overall vision?
Masturbation police = improved vision
LOL!
“A remedy which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision
“And the next time we catch you…WE CUT OFF THE REST!”
yeah, that would do it.
“Some of his work on diet was influenced by his belief that a plain and healthy diet, with only two meals a day, among other things, would reduce sexual feelings. ”
His “belief”? People used to get to be doctors because they “believed” things? Where’s the actual, you know, uh, PROOF?
subsisting on a diet of BANANAS, MELONS, and SPLIT PEACHES,
Rich
Maybe he figured people would be too hungry to have sex.
One of my favorite flicks “The Road to Wellville” is an irreverent account of the life and times of Dr. John Harvey Kellogg, as played by Anthony Hopkins. It also stars Dana Carvey, Bridget Fonda, and Matthw Broderick. The casting alone is worth watching.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111001/
Sorry.
Please, carry on.
Hef- Are you baiting me? I’m onto you this time!!!