Guest Post From Senator Tom Carper
Dear Pencil Dick,
I see you have your panties in a knot again. I’ll bet you wet your pants when you heard about the golf trip I just took with Mitch McConnell, didn’t you?
Guess what, I don’t even play golf. I Just did it to fuck with stupid little worthless pukes like you. Just like I’m fucking with your hero right now. Green energy in the budget, give me a fucking break. Shown me some green and show you some energy. That’s my budget proposal.
My other proposal is this – stop putting my name in the fucking headers of your shit ass blog unless you want me to use your nutsack for a change purse.
Have a nice day!
TC
PS. I didn’t play golf with Mitch, but I could if I wanted to. Hell, I could play nude jacks with him on CSPAN and I’d get re-elected, so eat it.
Tags: Satire (sorta)
Wow, you two have something special.
I think he is probably right about being able to nude jacks on CSPAN and getting re-elected.
Do you think he has a little Biden-envy?
Do you think he has a little Biden-envy?
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yes
I looove when Senator Tom does his guest posts. wait… does that mean I’m turning gay???
He is a regular Shakespeare when he lets his hair down.
LG’s love of Tom Carper’s guest post is a threat to my marriage.
Actually, my time consuming, money grubbing, privacy invading children are the biggest threat to my marriage. 😉
Too Funny !!!!!!
You can call him mitch mcconnell I call him Aunt Mildred, since he closely resembles my grandfathers aunt whom I grew up with. What a lovely lady!