Guest Post From Senator Tom Carper

Filed in National by on March 26, 2009

Dear Pencil Dick,

I see you have your panties in a knot again. I’ll bet you wet your pants when you heard about the golf trip I just took with Mitch McConnell, didn’t you?

Guess what, I don’t even play golf. I Just did it to fuck with stupid little worthless pukes like you. Just like I’m fucking with your hero right now. Green energy in the budget, give me a fucking break. Shown me some green and show you some energy. That’s my budget proposal.

My other proposal is this – stop putting my name in the fucking headers of your shit ass blog unless you want me to use your nutsack for a change purse.

Have a nice day!

TC

PS. I didn’t play golf with Mitch, but I could if I wanted to. Hell, I could play nude jacks with him on CSPAN and I’d get re-elected, so eat it.

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  1. Another Mike says:

    Wow, you two have something special.

  2. jason330 says:

    I think he is probably right about being able to nude jacks on CSPAN and getting re-elected.

  3. Reis says:

    Do you think he has a little Biden-envy?

  4. Do you think he has a little Biden-envy?

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    yes

  5. liberalgeek says:

    I looove when Senator Tom does his guest posts. wait… does that mean I’m turning gay???

  6. jason330 says:

    He is a regular Shakespeare when he lets his hair down.

  7. Unstable Isotope says:

    LG’s love of Tom Carper’s guest post is a threat to my marriage.

  8. pandora says:

    Actually, my time consuming, money grubbing, privacy invading children are the biggest threat to my marriage. 😉

  9. Frieda Beryhill says:

    Too Funny !!!!!!

  10. blah blah blah says:

    You can call him mitch mcconnell I call him Aunt Mildred, since he closely resembles my grandfathers aunt whom I grew up with. What a lovely lady!