Some things El Somnambulo cannot make up. Those poor benighted souls at the Mid America CropLife Association want everyone to know that veggies w/o pesticides are like…Claymont w/o metallic soot. Or something like that.
Their ‘ambassadors’ (that’s what they call themselves) have written, and are urging all ambassadors to write Michelle Obama to show her the error of her ways in planting a (gasp!) organic garden at the White House, and having impressionable children buying into the concept:
While a garden is a great idea,the thought of it being organic made Janet Braun, CropLife Ambassador Coordinator and I shudder. As a result, we sent a letter encouraging them to consider using crop protection products and to recognize the importance of agriculture to the entire U.S. economy.
Now, ‘bulo cannot grow cactus, and he does not wish to be unfair, so please read the entire letter here.
And how can anyone go wrong with a site entitled “La Vida Locavore”?
Personal to the inhabitants of Winguttia: To show your disdain for all things environmental, please continue to ingest only the finest that our pesticides industry has to offer. Your Amigo, El Somnambulo.