Delaware Liberal

BREAKING NEWS: SUSSEX SECEDES FROM DELAWARE

In a scene reminiscent of the attack on Fort Sumpter in 1860, outraged Sussex Countians have stormed those cool looking fortress towers along Route 1 in the Delaware Seashore State Park. On the beach, confused onlookers could see them waving the new Sussex State flag out the windows.

It is alleged that the secessionists were outraged because it appears Governor Markell and/or his staff did not invite a blogger residing in Sussex County to attend a 7:30 am blogger’s roundtable in Newark. They also seem irate that Sussex County issues did not dominate the discussion.

/snark (or is it?)

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