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Filed in National by on April 11, 2009

Wouldn’t it be funny if Obama was really the Messiah and all these idiots wanting to crucify him end up going to hell and are forced to wander teh Earth forever until God sends another son for them to doubt and crucify again?

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  1. anonone says:
    April 11, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    Now THAT’s thinkin’ outta the box!

  2. Unstable Isotope says:
    April 11, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    What if he’s really the antichrist like some of them think? Don’t they want the rapture to happen?

  3. Dana says:
    April 11, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    King Herod in Jesus Christ Superstar;

    Prove to me that you’re no fool;
    Walk across my swimming pool.

    I was rather disappointed when President Barack Hussein Obama didn’t walk across the Reflecting Pool on Inauguration Day.

    But I shall harbor the hope that when he heals his first cripple or raises someone from the dead, we’ll all be able to see the YouTube.

  4. cassandra_m says:
    April 11, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    No one need to actually be the Messiah for God to see the fantastically un-Christian behavior done in God’s name by quite a few of the social conservative right. If you believe that there is a final reckoning, you are really, really hoping that someone with an internet connection will be able to document the action.

  5. Frieda Beryhill says:
    April 11, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    “Wouldn’t it be funny if Obama was really the Messiah ”
    Thats easy, declare him to be , form the church, give it a name , like Obamarists, put on a good show, and bingo you have a new church and eventually make a lot of money. Plenty of fools just ready to follow. Number one command “This is the tru church and if you let any doubt enter your mind, its the work of the devil. So be afraid, very afraid.
    It’s not like it has not been done before 🙂

  6. Frieda Beryhill says:
    April 12, 2009 at 11:33 am

    Casandsa you hit the proverbial hammer on the head.
    What are they really thinking :
    “whatever you do to the least of mine….”
    It is easier for a Camel to go through the eye of a needle then a rich man to go to heaven…..etc etc Do they really really believe what they are preaching?. ??? Must cause a real psychological conflict

  7. Randy says:
    April 12, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    FOR PRETRIB RAPTURE REPEATERS

    Congratulations! You are now fulfilling the Bible which says “Come now, and let us repeat together.”
    Be sure to repeat what Walvoord, Lindsey, LaHaye, Ice etc. repeat what their own teachers repeat what their own teachers repeat etc. etc. etc.!
    Repeat that Christ’s return is imminent because we’re told to “watch” (Matt. 24, 25) for it. So is the “day of God” (II Pet. 3:12) – which you admit is at least 1000 years ahead – also imminent because we’re told to be “looking for” it?
    Also repeat the pretrib myths about the “Jewish wedding stages” and “Jewish feasts” (where’s your “church/Israel dichotomy” now?) even though Christ and Paul knew nothing about a “pretrib stage” and neither did any official theological creed or organized church before 1830!
    You should read “Pretrib Rapture Dishonesty” on the “Powered by Christ Ministries” site to find out why you shouldn’t repeat everything your pretrib teachers repeat.
    Do I have to repeat this?

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