El Somnambulo is suing Williams for the 2 minutes of his life he wants back after wasting it reading his quote column unquote this morning.
‘Bulo will not provide a link b/c it will only encourage Williams to continue writing the thinnest gruel around, and he doesn’t wish to inspire further lawsuits or wastes of time, for that matter. Even though he opposes ‘tort reform’, ‘bulo favors ‘columnist reform’.
Williams wastes about 16 column inches writing about the amazing coincidence of bumping into 2 long-lost friends in Delaware. Seriously, that’s the column. Because that’s never happened before to any of us in Delaware. Except every week.
Actually, the Beast Who Slumbers is being unfair to Williams. He only wasted about 14 inches on that story. He does unsheathe his mighty journalistic sword (2 inches is more than enough room for Williams to unsheathe his mighty sword) to praise a former Delaware cop who ‘Coons ran out of town for political reasons’. Seems that he’s working wonders in Bluffton, S. C. (Pop. 3300, Tip of the ‘Bulo Sombrero to Geezer). We get it, Ron. Gordon=Good, Coons=Bad. Next columnist, please.
Inspirational Verse: “Why must everyone laugh at my mighty sword?”-Randy Newman