FYI: I got the go ahead
FYI: I had my attorney draft up a legal doc that say’s it’s ok if I walk over to my neighbor’s house and rape the ever loving shit out of their dog and beat the ever loving shit out of its’ owner. WOOOHOOOOOO.
The guy is an imminent threat to me and my children. He drives a car and that car could kill someone. I need to make sure he isn’t planning on hurting my property and my loved ones.
It’s legal now. So, therefor when I do rape and beat the crap out of his domestic animals, I will not go to jail.
I love lawyers. OH, but not the ones that sue Fortune 500 companies for money. They are ruining Amerika. My lawyer, he is protecting it.
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If you are into that kind of stuff you should be a cop. All somebody has to to is swerve their car or reach into their pocket and it’s OK to shoot, taser, or mace them, and then you get to go to the hospital for observation, and you get paid leave while the lawyers get you off the hook. The legal documents are already drawn up, they have templates for that kind of stuff.
I don’t think the dog thing is covered though.
See! that’s my lawyer for ya! we got the dog covered now! I think he wrote “domestic animals” so I’m good all the way up to Tigers and shit!
You have a point. Since when are lawyers the ones who create law?
“Since when are lawyers the ones who create law?”
In a past job I was occasionally asked to draft some pieces of legislation. It didn’t leave the department until it was reviewed by our in-house counsel, and then given further analysis, and/or modification, by legislative counsel until it was converted into legalese, so the layman couldn’t interpret it without… counsel. That’s how lawyers roll.
John Brady can give you more insight on the process than I ever could. He was a master of his craft.
rape the ever loving shit out of their dog
That is cruel.
not too unusual depending on where you are from