No Mexicans Allowed

Filed in National by on April 23, 2009

…unless you are there to cut the grass.

Headquarters Happy Hour

Join us next Friday, May 1 from 5pm-7pm for the First Friday Headquarters Happy Hour at Republican State Headquarters on Lancaster Pike in Wilmington. The theme will be Cinco de Mayo, and we’ll have Mexican food and drinks. Bring a friend and stop by on your way home from work, or on your way to the beach!

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  1. R Smitty says:

    dude…c’mon.

  2. jason330 says:

    This Cohen thing has me all worked up.

  3. R Smitty says:

    Hmm…right. She may be there. Want me to sneak you in? Of course, my credentials may have already been revoked.

  4. jason330 says:

    Wait. All we need is Mike Mathews and Protack and it would be a perfect storm of craziness.

  5. anonone says:

    Oh, sneak me in, RSmitty! I want to feel what it is like to get drunk on margaritas and discussing teh gays, teabagging, Sarah, and Rush with you guys. Will Maria be there?

    Can I wear my bandoleer belts crossed my chest and my Mexican hat? Or how about my “Remember the Alamo” Tee shirt?

  6. R Smitty says:

    I prefer bandoleer belts. Brings up all that cozy second amendment talk.

    BTW, A1, is this you, in your bandoleer belts?

  7. anonone says:

    No, when I wear bandoleer belts, I wear ONLY bandoleer belts and nothing else, if you get my drift.

    It would probably be too much for Maria.

  8. R Smitty says:

    No one’s afraid of a pea-shooter, A1!

  9. R Smitty says:

    Hmm…pardon the pun (not intended…really).

  10. anonone says:

    My pee shooter ain’t no pea shooter. (Pardons all around)

  11. nemski says:

    The Republicans are co-opting Cinco de Mayo. This makes no sense.

  12. liberalgeek says:

    They think Mexican Independence Day is a future event to celebrate the Mexicans leaving the US.

  13. nemski says:

    Next year, the GOP will be celebrating Ramadan.

  14. Dorian Gray says:

    I plan to drop acid and attend dressed as Raoul Duke. I’ll ask if anyone would like to volunteer to be waterboarded with cups of tea.

  15. nemski says:

    LOL Dorian.

    I wonder if these same Republicans will be participating in the immigration rights march on May 1st.

    This party is seriously fucked up. Have the Republicans no shame?

  16. jason330 says:

    When does Mexican food graduate from the “ethnic Isle” of the grocery store?

    You don’t see lasagna and marinara sauce in that row anymore. Can’t we all agree that Mexican food is American food now?

  17. Unstable Isotope says:

    Have the Republicans no shame?

    No.

  18. RSmitty says:

    OK, this “no shame” or “racist” argument in this thread is kind of lame, but I can see the opportunity given recent history, so I won’t push back all that much.

    In America, other than Mexican-Americans, the idea of Cinco De Mayo has no genuine meaning, other than an excuse to pretend to know the deal and get drunk, nor has it ever had any meaning, including when it became significant to Mexican-Americans, but there’s a twist to even that! Without looking it up, who knows the significance of Cinco De Mayo? Anyone? Only clue: it has NOTHING to do with the Mexican Independence Day, which is actually Dieciséis de Septiembre.

    Unfortunately, this is another not-well-thought-out PR stunt. Really, I know a decent amount of the people there, and there is no ill-intent and I ask you to please understand that. It’s getting almost cliche for you all to dismiss this particular group as racist, bigoted, whatever, but they aren’t. As far as not thinking consequence far enough through? Yeah, guilty.

    Now, for all you culture hounds, back to the question, why is Cinco De Mayo significant? Better question, is it really significant at all?

  19. nemski says:

    I respectively disagree RSmitty. The Republican Party has been the anti-immigration and anti-brown skin party for some time now, and for the local GOP to co-opt a Mexican-American holiday to have a “Happy Hour” is a shame.

  20. nemski says:

    I waiting for the invitation to the GOP Juneteenth Happy Hour.

  21. RSmitty says:

    Maybe it’s because I know some of the organizers and I know they aren’t what they are being made out to be. We have differences in perspective. I am NOT debating you on the image of the party-on-the-whole, though. There is damage for sure. I am defending this specific group in Wilmington. I do give them an absolute failing grade of “WTF” for this, as in “WTF” are you thinking?

    On a side note, is Jason going to have his Cinco De Mayo party on his deck this year?

  22. RSmitty says:

    Forget it, nemski. You are labelling them all racist, then. It shows.

  23. nemski says:

    Yes, I am labeling The Republican Party as racists. You can keep on pretending otherwise, but that doesn’t change their modus operandi.

  24. RSmitty says:

    I was talking about specific people who aren’t (this organizing group in Wilmington), but I guess that doesn’t fit your all-encompassing blanket regarding this post, does it?

    Sorry, but when the class was held showing how to distribute “racist” like candy on Halloween night, I skipped it for a reason.

  25. nemski says:

    Okay, RSmitty, if the Delaware GOP is so different than the national party, let’s see some action as far as immigration reform, civil marriages, early childhood education, loosen up of draconian drug laws and affirmative action. Then we can talk.

  26. RSmitty says:

    Your logic, though, you label me one as well, and that couldn’t be any further from the truth, but I don’t see where that bothers you one freaking bit.

  27. Dorian Gray says:

    I know you don’t like the moniker ‘racists’ bandied about, but what do you think “traditional values” are? (Back in the day when I lived in my lily white neighborhood and gays stayed in the closet!) When conservatives talk about family values whose family are they refering to? On social issues Republicans are implicity bigoted and xenophobic. Let’s all just drop the Orwellian language and call it like it is.

    Economic issues are another matter.

  28. RSmitty says:

    Oh, I have issues with cooky-conservatives, too (my counter to those who say ‘loony-left’). I know no one wants to believe this (sort of the branding/labelling thing in play, as well), but there are Progressive Republicans within. Unfortunately, not the most confident bunch.

  29. Dorian Gray says:

    Progressive Republicans… interesting concept, but do any exist in real life? I can’t imagine one getting elected or even getting a nickel from the RNC. I wonder, will Protack tap any of these people to “rebuild the DE GOP”?

  30. RSmitty says:

    Protack is no more progressive than you are conservative. He may state otherwise, but you’ve seen what happens when he goes on a rant here. His claims of being progressive are BS.

    Yeah, we exist, but as I said, not the most condifent bunch. Working on that.

  31. Dorian Gray says:

    Smitty – You’re right about MP. I was being facetious. On the other score… you have quite a task.

  32. cassandra_m says:

    you have quite a task.

    You certainly do — since some version or the other of the Southern Strategy seems to be the starting point of much of the cultural campaign waged by Rs.

  33. Joanne Christian says:

    Smitty–I’m pragmatic progressive–will that do?

    Hi everybody–I don’t know if DL banned me, but I snuck back in now. How come my home site keeps coming up “system maintenance”–it’s been 4 days now!!!

    But if I’m banned, please send word thru Tyler at DeLibertarian. Thank you.

  34. jason330 says:

    Not banned JC. I will say that our spam filter is a bit gunked up – so maybe a spring cleaning is in order.

  35. Joanne Christian says:

    Four days worth???? I’m about ready for detox.

  36. Tejana says:

    I don’t think it’s fair that these Republicans get to enjoy Cinco de Mayo after all hatemongering they have encouraged towards Latinos and Mexicans specifically, but at the same time it’s kind of funny. Cinco de Mayo is significant to Mexican-Americans the same way St. Patrick’s Day is a significant to Irish-Americans. Cinco de Mayo is not widely celebrated in Mexico as it is here in the U.S., but neither was St. Patrick’s Day in Ireland. Frank McCourt said of this holiday that it was not a joyous holiday but rather a holy day of obligation when you went to Mass and that was it. Both St. Patrick’s Day and Cinco de Mayo are a way for Mexican-Americans and Irish Americans to take pride in cultural hertiage and share it with others through music, food, and alcohol. 🙂 It’s a positive thing. Mexicans in the U.S. maintain some old customs/celebrations and create new ones depending on their location, own family customs, and conscious decisions on whether or not they wish to maintain cultural hertiage in their lives.

  37. nemski says:

    I hope all Delaware Republicans are enjoying their Cinco de Mayo celebrations.