Mr. Shortcut To Vie For Party Spot
Mike Protack needs a shortcut to political success. The normal political grind of making friends, raising money, being helpful, sitting through committee meetings, and creating value behind the scenes does not seem to appeal to the feisty leatherneck – so this is totally believable.
If you are a delegate to the DE State GOP Convention, you may not know that there is a rumor (emphasis on “rumor”) that there will be a nomination made from the floor for Vice Chair of the State Committee. Nevermind that the two current candidates have been canvassing committee meetings throughout the state for some time now. The rumor (emphasis on “rumor”) is that the Pilotician will be the subject of said nomination. Well, since that would quickly diminish any opportunity to challenge the nomination (clever thinking, by the way), let me challenge it right now.
Smitty is definitely giving Mr. Shallow Bench a righteous beatdown over there. Hope there’s more waiting for him at the Convention.
I’ll have to be sure to check back in. The timing of Specter thing pushed this down, but I want to keep making fun of Mr. Shortcut.
If the GOP selects Mr. Shallow Bench as Vice Chair, they deserve what they get.
Now, this just proves that there is some unnatural thing looking out for him. I get my post up, you more than happily draw attention to it, and then….*BAM* all shit breaks loose with Specter and the fallout babble, and what happens? This is very close to falling off the front page in a matter of single-digit hours. The dude has a devil on his shoulder, I tell you!
The thing I don’t get about Mr. Shortcut (aka Mr. Shallow Bench aka Router Boy) is that there were a couple of times when he really could have set himself up to be a serious candidate. But he made all the wrong moves and is the most tone deaf politico I’ve ever seen.
Protack is not actually a politico, Jason. You have to be elected at least once to earn that title. He hasn’t won as much as a straw poll.