Beef Jerky Underwear

Filed in National by on May 20, 2009

Until there is pork-jerky underwear, this will have to suffice.

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Via geekologie, we learn that these are better than other edible underwear which look like they should taste like fruit roll ups, but infact taste like…well let’s not go there.

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Perfect for tennis!

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  1. RSmitty says:

    Dude, I saw these pictures, burned my eyes, and now I wonder: WHAT IN THE FREAK WERE YOU AND DONVITI THINKING POSTING YOUR PICTURES ON THE NET, LET ALONE TAKING THEM?!?!

    You fetish freaks!

  2. RSmitty says:

    Oh sure. NOW you put a page jump in there. You didn’t do it before my eyes burned!

  3. Somehow, and don’t ask ‘bulo why, beef-jerky underwear just screams “delayed gratification” to the Carnivore Who Slumbers…

  4. jason330 says:

    Sorry about that. You should not be punished for being an avid reader, since avid readership is punishment enough.

  5. My wife isn’t that fond of teriyaki.

  6. Von Cracker says:

    The Peppered one is quite uncomfortable!

  7. nemski says:

    I’ll wait for Bacon Underwear.

  8. skippertee says:

    I’d like to turn a hungry pit-bull loose near these jerkies.

  9. Another Mike says:

    That guy apparently has one slim jim!

  10. That is not sexy.