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Beef Jerky Underwear

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Until there is pork-jerky underwear, this will have to suffice.

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Via geekologie, we learn that these are better than other edible underwear which look like they should taste like fruit roll ups, but infact taste like…well let’s not go there.

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Perfect for tennis!

11 Comments

  1. RSmitty
    May 20, 2009,

    Dude, I saw these pictures, burned my eyes, and now I wonder: WHAT IN THE FREAK WERE YOU AND DONVITI THINKING POSTING YOUR PICTURES ON THE NET, LET ALONE TAKING THEM?!?!

    You fetish freaks!

  2. RSmitty
    May 20, 2009,

    Oh sure. NOW you put a page jump in there. You didn’t do it before my eyes burned!

  3. El Somnambulo
    May 20, 2009,

    Somehow, and don’t ask ‘bulo why, beef-jerky underwear just screams “delayed gratification” to the Carnivore Who Slumbers…

  4. jason330
    May 20, 2009,

    Sorry about that. You should not be punished for being an avid reader, since avid readership is punishment enough.

  6. Von Cracker
    May 20, 2009,

    The Peppered one is quite uncomfortable!

  8. skippertee
    May 20, 2009,

    I’d like to turn a hungry pit-bull loose near these jerkies.

  9. Another Mike
    May 20, 2009,

    That guy apparently has one slim jim!

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