From an email correspondent:
Gov. Palin is reported to have signed a contract to write a book about her life, including her experiences as the Republican Vice Presidential candidate last year. In recent efforts to rehabilitate her image, she has talked about her love of reading and mentioned that one of her favorite authors is C.S. Lewis. There is, so far, no confirmation to the rumor that her new book will be entitled, “The Lyin’, the Witch and the Wardrobe.”
ouchie!
Here is a story about Lynn Vincent, Palin’s ghostwriter. It’s a match made in heaven.
Oy! It’s the perfect Regenery fall give away!
It’ll be a pop up book, titled “Dontcha Know”
One page will have Bristol, and you can slide her tummy getting bigger as the media attention grows.
Another shows her flashy winkin’ action.
It comes with a brunette 40 year old barbie, a pair of glasses, and ten outfits, others sold separately.
OK, let me say that that line is a complete ripoff of my new favorite Alaskan blogger and (if Mrs. Geek every comes to her senses and leaves me) future wife, Shanynn Moore. To wit:
http://shannynmoore.wordpress.com/2009/05/13/shannyn-moore-on-msnbcs-countdown-with-keith-olbermann-tonight-2/
Other stories from the campaign trail:
“Princess Cash-me-in”
“The Voyage of the Dumb Treader”
Bristol’s abstinence-only tour:
“The Lust Battle”
Any others, punsters?
Who was Obamas ghostwriter?
Don’t be a total sad sack Art — it is your fault that the smart guys won’t join your team.
And thanks for the attribution, LG. It’s even funnier now that I know who it is from!