Donviti Interview Tip #8

Filed in National by on June 1, 2009

During an interview when asked, “What brings you here today?”

Do not say:

1.  My mom

2. I need a job

3. My parole officer

4. Family court instructed me to find work

5. Any variation of the above

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  1. RSmitty says:
    June 1, 2009 at 10:34 am

    So…this was a timed post and you did NOT log on…right? RIGHT?
    (I selected “next week” for your sorry ass succumbing to the inter-tubes from work, you better not have been this freaking weak! Couldn’t you go make sexist comments or something? That’s how you made it through your no-blogging days before!)

  2. nemski says:
    June 1, 2009 at 10:57 am

    It was timed.

  3. Brian Shields says:
    June 1, 2009 at 11:11 am

    6. Where am I?

  4. Unstable Isotope says:
    June 1, 2009 at 11:15 am

    7. I’m so high right now.

  5. anon says:
    June 1, 2009 at 11:24 am

    8. “What brings me here today? You called me, remember? “

  6. delacrat says:
    June 1, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    Do you really want to work for a company that talks to you that way?

  7. Joanne Christian says:
    June 1, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    I love anon #8

    #9 The public health notice you sent.

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