Open Thread
Did you know that when someone comes to this web log (aka “blog”, aka “the shit”) they stay for 6 minutes and 20 seconds?
Did you know that Rick Jensen is an ass? (Please God tell me someone has the current Jensen promo spot that they are airing in the AM drive…comedy gold!)
Did you know that people who make fun of twitter are Amish?
Did you further know that people who make fun of the Amish will burn in hell for enternity.
All true facts.
Did you know that people who make fun of twitter are Amish?
No, Nemski said you are half-Amish, but you’re still an Effing Twit!
Half-Amish meaning he doesn’t shoo the flies away, but he likes pie.
In this culture if you have one drop of Amish blood – you’re Amish.
BTW – have fun buring in hell for eternity bitches!
so why are you using a computer? (im jewish, no hell…. open season on Amish jokes)
He’s using a special steam-powered computer. Either that or he’s in rumspringa (sp??).
Apropos the Amish (people I deeply respect) I was a bit shocked when I saw some fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror of a buggy. This was after I noted the widespread use of LEDs. The latter does extend battery life. However, the sight of a buggy with neon in the undercarriage was the biggest shock of all.
I wonder if there would be a market for elliptical wheels that could give a ‘west coast’ effect to the buggies? Since it would not require hydraulics or any complex mechanisms, it should pass any restrictions.
spinners and rims on buggy wheels? the fast and the furious Lancaster drift? i see this thread getting silly fast
I hate it when I send my boss an important email with maybe three paragraphs of very important material – and I get back some flippant answer composed on a three-inch screen with his thumbs on some tiny underpowered machine that I know couldn’t even display my whole message, the most important part of which was in Paragraph Three.
A) Your emails are waaaay too long.
B) There is no “B.” Put the important stuff in subject line and line one of paragraph one. Delete paragraph 2 and 3.
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mmmmmm…buttermilk bath
puckish |ˈpəki sh |
adjective
playful, esp. in a mischievous way : a puckish sense of humor.
However, the sight of a buggy with neon in the undercarriage was the biggest shock of all.
I hope to all hell and back (since I am now condemned to going there) that I get to see this buggy.
Puckish Wins!
Boo yah! Suck on it Nemski. While I play my pan pipe and dance away.